it's a trip...not a vacation

after a lot of traveling the last month, i have determined that a vacation is only a vacation if:

greg and i sleep in the same bed
there is roomservice
and bathrobes
and sun tan lotion
there is at least one nap
and a quiet morning moment with a cup of coffee
and a tasty dinner with all four food groups present
and at least one conversation that does not involve diapers or time outs

we have not been on a vacation in a very long time.