July 18, 2009

things i did not say this week....

or if i did...i probably shouldn't have.

i will give you cookies if you go outside (and play by yourself and give me 5 minutes of alone time in the house)

the water police will come here and arrest you if you turn the hose on again

go to your room and find your happy face

those are your balls

and those are your nipples

(what...he asked!)

2 comments:

Jodie Mac said...

Hee Hee. You forgot "Meet me for a pedicure and bring alcohol".

Unknown said...

beautiful.
looks like you're gonna do just fine for sex education later on since you do so well with his questions! :)